weaseled

Messed up, tangled, flustered.

"Man, I got all weaseled up in the blankets!"
OR
"hwkki - oops sorry, my fingers were all weaseled on the keyboard."

by WeWereTheTurkey September 23, 2008

Frosting Weasel

A device used to put decorative frosting on cookies and cakes; another term for a cake decorator

Use the frosting weasel to make the roses on the cake

by Brie December 1, 2004

Butt Weasel

A very derogatory name for whom you wish would crawl into Paris Hilton's butt hole and suffocate.

Jake: Dude Jose stole my bike and fucked my sister!

Derrick: Wow, what a jerk!

Jake: not just a jerk, A FUCKING EVIL, DISGUSTING, PIECE OF SHIT BUTT WEASEL!

by Dr. McPenisburgh August 21, 2011

Haley Weaver

The act of kicking someone in the head after they have done something to piss you off.
Such as slapping you in in the face.

That stupid chick slapped me in the face so I gave her a Haley Weaver.

by Monkeydicklover April 1, 2010

Web Weaver

Someone who tries to incorporate their own self into another person's story or post on the internet.

on twitter
person1: my car just broke down!
web weaver: MY CAR BROKE DOWN TOO THE OTHER DAY BUT IT WAS REALLY EXPENSIVE AND OMG IT SUCKED #BADDAYS

by Melyanna May 12, 2013

wase

One armed kangaroo poacher.

I person with one arm that illigally kills kangaroo's.

by Mike Owen January 7, 2005

weasel

A small rodent that thrives by stealing bull testicles and selling them as rocky mountain oysters.

Billy Bob:those damn weasels got to my new bull this mornin'
Jethro: Oh really?
Billy Bob: Yup, stole his cahoneys right out from underneet him.
Jethro: those damn weasels!

by fowzilla December 4, 2003