Dirty waffle

To shit into a sock,then put it into a trouser press in a hotel room on the way to check-out of a place that has offered less than excellent service-cleaning maids have a nice way of leaving doors open to help achieve this.The smell of warm turd fills the room,then the corridor,then the whole floor

"The hotel was crap,as a mark of protest I left a dirty waffle in the room next door on my way out"

by Wilburthebear April 5, 2008

Blue Waffle

A battered or infected lady cake of blue or green colouring, often brought about by extreme rammage to the female taco with penis or similar device. Blue waffle infections area result of dirty skank whoreness of the smack head variety and are abundant in areas of extreme chav infections as well as areas high in whoredom.

Kurtis: "Hey Stevie I heard you had some blue waffles for a midnight snack."

Stevie: "Yup. Vannah,lizzi, and amanda."

by Blue Waffle Chef April 16, 2010

Blue Waffle

A fungus filled vagina that reaches this state after one sucks a horses dick upside down while watching TV

Once Mitchael saw the blue waffle, he puked all in it and yelled BUR!

by fender500 March 15, 2010

waffle stomper

A person male or female, with abnormally large sneakers or feet. The term waffle stomper refers to the stomping noise the sneakers make when they are walked in.

Wow, did you see that chic she was definatley a waffle stomper.

by Kenny Loman May 18, 2005

rofl waffle

rofl waffle the act of eating a waffle while rolling on the floor laughing,making a waffle while rolling on the floor laughing, or just rolling on the floor laughing with a waffle or waffles

jim started joking because he had too much rofl waffle in his system

by Norty11 August 17, 2010

Rofl Waffle

A traditional home-made waffle with marijuana as the extra ingredient.

Instead of rolling some joints, we decided to make some rofl waffles!

by Devon Pelletier January 28, 2007

Chicken and Waffles

Having sex while cooking breakfast and someone burns themself on a hot surface such as a waffle iron or griddle.

Michael got a real surprise this morning when Jan brought him chicken and waffles!

by ChrisChanSonichu May 16, 2010