Someone who claims to be or inspires to be Vegan, but regularly eats meat when it suits them. A crypto vegan often raises their veganism in conversations with work colleagues and friends, and refers to meat eaters as "killers", but will happily munch on a Big Mac on a Friday night. Can often be seen eating (non vegan) pasta for lunch, lacking the knowledge that pasta is made from egg. Frequently lobbies managers at work to host a "Vegan Christmas lunch" party, despite no other vegans working at the company.
Hey, you know Kerry from the office? I saw her in McDonald's yesterday ordering a double quarter pounder with cheese meal. I thought she was one of those vegan crusaders?
What, Kerry? Nah, she's only vegan in front of colleagues.
But why? Who's she trying to impress, literally nobody cares? She even told me off for eating a ham sandwich the other day.
I know right? She's such a crypto vegan.
What, Kerry? Nah, she's only vegan in front of colleagues.
But why? Who's she trying to impress, literally nobody cares? She even told me off for eating a ham sandwich the other day.
I know right? She's such a crypto vegan.
by Quasher April 25, 2021
Get the Crypto Vegan mug.Dave; Steve you want a bacon sandwich?
Steve; no I'm a vegan.
Dave; Go on its just a bit of bacon.
Steve; No I don't eat meat on ethical grou...... oh go on then. And so the demi-vegan was born.
I only eat beetroot burgers because cows are cute but it's gotta have cheddar on it!
Steve; no I'm a vegan.
Dave; Go on its just a bit of bacon.
Steve; No I don't eat meat on ethical grou...... oh go on then. And so the demi-vegan was born.
I only eat beetroot burgers because cows are cute but it's gotta have cheddar on it!
by lebodge August 16, 2021
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When a vegan believes disgusting food taste good because:
1. He or she has been vegan so long, he or she forgets what good food tastes like.
2. He or she is so passionately devoted to veganism that psychologically vegan substitutes must taste good.
Note: Not all vegan food is bad and not all vegans are in vegan denial.
1. He or she has been vegan so long, he or she forgets what good food tastes like.
2. He or she is so passionately devoted to veganism that psychologically vegan substitutes must taste good.
Note: Not all vegan food is bad and not all vegans are in vegan denial.
How can anyone buy those vegan cupcakes? They taste like chalk.
Vegan Denial.
Or
I made these vegan fish tacos. They are good, not vegan denial good.
Vegan Denial.
Or
I made these vegan fish tacos. They are good, not vegan denial good.
by A vegetarian June 12, 2008
Get the Vegan Denial mug.A lifestyle where one chooses to eat a plant-based(ie. not eat animal products) due to moral, environmental and/or health reasons etc.
Veganism is a lifestyle.
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"Stop being such a vegan!"
"I hate to be vegan... but could you please move your (car) seat forward a bit?"
"I don't like Sandra, she's a vegan."
"I hate to be vegan... but could you please move your (car) seat forward a bit?"
"I don't like Sandra, she's a vegan."
by pattyx January 14, 2017
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