Vanity Killer

Someone who tries too hard and is very ugly. Vanity Killers are normally found alone. They like to hold knives to there mouths and take pictures.

"That scene girl is a vanity killer."

by hgfdfghjk May 12, 2012

Vanilla Dud

A bald headed white man. Similar to a Milk Dud only white.

Tyrone is a milk dud.

William is a Vanilla Dud.

An actual example is Turk from Scrubs

by ZackNich2175 August 12, 2012

Vanilla Ice Record

When a white guy takes a blank CD and ejaculates (Nut, Cum, Bust, Relieve yourself) on it and put it in the freezer till frozen.

"You want to listen to Vanilla Ice Record? Here, hand me that blank CD." -Zachary Huggins

by DemonZann October 23, 2013

vanillish

When someone is mostly vanilla (as in the opposite of kinky), but they are curious or are in the process of being corrupted of their innocent ways.

I've started dating this guy, but I'm not sure if he can handle me... he's too vanillish and I need a hardcore pervert.

by JessicaJJ November 9, 2014

Vanilla

(adj.) a word that describes someone acting unbelievably white; a stereotypical goody-two-shoes white person; a basic white person (as vanilla is basic and white)

Samantha posted a picture of her latte? How vanilla.

by theleftboob December 21, 2014

Vanilla feet

Your feet are hella white compared to any other part of your skin.

Guy1- Look at that guy. He's so tan yet his feet could be as white as his ass.

Guy2- No way. He has vanilla feet.

by pigsblood January 25, 2015

Vanilla steamer

After taking a dump in a girl's mouth, you then ejaculate in her mouth.

Dude, I gave that chick a great vanilla steamer! She ate that shit up like it was from Starbuck's!

by piggytwochainsjohnson June 5, 2015