smithson valley high school (texas)

a boring ass school full of fags

fag 1: what school ya go to blood
fag 2: smithson valley high school in texas full of boring ass busters who ride cowboy dick all day
fag 1: word? I heard everyone is on substances, that's why everybody is so boring
fag 2: I know that lame Jesus hates smithson valley high school (texas)

by drakesmom February 23, 2014

San Fernando Valley Snack

When an individual chops off a man's penis and saves it for later.

"I was getting hungry, so I pulled my San Fernando Valley Snack out of my purse"

by Isaiah Moon August 25, 2011

stebe vanleer

his mom tells him he's special like ridin the short yellow bus to school special enough said

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

Retard Valley

Retard valley or “the valley” is a white trash campsite in the middle of the woods in Glassboro NJ.

Yo, wanna go to the Valley today?
Wanna go have a campfire at retard valley?

by lstockl June 5, 2019

black stone valley

Black stone valley is a regional highschool located in upton massachusets. The school contains 13 towns but no one cares to know what they are. Its a techinical school with awesome shops, but the academics completely blow. Usual dress code is timberland boots considering that our school has a scary amount of rednecks. Accessories include bloodshot eyes because stoners are second to rednecks.

Guy 1: Dude I heard black stone valley has alot of stoners.
Guy 2: Man not as much as rednecks in the school.

by hawasian August 13, 2012

Eddie Del Valle

A very fat maecian friend that you have. he might play baseball but he is really bad

Whats your name? Eddie Del Valle. lmao bye

by sjxkmdkmdcnckndsnknds October 30, 2017

Portola Valley

Portola Valley is a smelly, disgusting, dirty little suburb that wishes it was Atherton. Unlike Atherton, however, people in Portola Valley are in debt. Meaning they can't actually afford a house which was probably not even worth 2 million when they bought it (ew). To compound their financial troubles, people from Portola Valley buy their children newer cars than they themselves drive. This is because adults from Portola Valley rarely see people from outside their nasty little barrio, so they do not have to worry about the opinions of other people in Portola Valley. However, their children, who must go to private schools elsewhere because of the dirty public school system, will encounter actual rich people and need to try to show off. It is NOT a low-key Atherton, in fact if anything it is an artificially bloated attempt at a copy built with shitty materials on worthless land. In fact, many people in Atherton are content with owning a car that is up to 10 years old, until it becomes necessary to buy a new one, because everyone knows theyre bosses and therefore they don't need to trouble themselves with the opinions of plebians who live on parched, weed covered hills.

ew look @ dat fat bitch she from portola valley

poor people from portola valley call their city "PV" because their inability to afford food makes it hard to exert the energy to say the full name

by Lashonda Yoqueefbo Jackson June 21, 2008