Valente

a doctor that is fresh out of residency that prefers to have sex with his old lady patients or a young man that is attracted to ladies that are past the cougar stage

I can't believe you went to a nursing home to get a date, you are such a Valente

by E.T. Bonehome February 16, 2009

Valentines Day

The only only easy way to get sex.

Not on Christmas, not on Halloween.
Hoes cost too much to pay.

Valentines day is the only day when I get to play.

by Hyena King February 14, 2010

valen-texting

When someone sends mass happy valentines day text messages to everyone in their phone book.

sally: omg it's midnight!
jerome: yeah, so?
sally: that means its OFFICIALLY valentines day!!!
jerome: and your point?
sally: wait, dont talk right now, im busy valen-texting.

by getitdude February 13, 2009

Valentine Volcano

A volcano that spews hearts. A Valentine Volcano is most often seen at a senior center when two older people are very much in love, such as is seen with Beatrice Middleton and her boyfriend, Hec Hanley. A Valentine Volcano is very hard to stop; when it erupts, look out! Your heart will be on fire.

Beatrice: Wow! There's a Valentine Volcano out here. (she kisses Hec)

Hec: Whoah! Good one! Super-charged. You know there must be tons of Valentine Volcanoes around here.

Beatrice: Look where we are. We're at the Senior Center. There's some sweet stuff going on here.

Elsie: This is gonna be a great date! Would you dance with me?

Hec: (switches on 'Love Me Tender') This is a real volcano. Careful now, we're gonna get burned!

Beatrice: Its not that type of volcano. Would you be my Valentine, sweetie? (she sits down and starts rubbing Hec with some Martian Mud)

Hec: Of course I'll be your Valentine. You know I love you. We're both former Marines here. Semper Fi!

Beatrice: Yes, we almost live by the same creed. Honor, courage, commitment - A Gunny Granny's gotta do what a Gunny Granny's gotta do! Valentine Volcanoes are hot!

by Dusty's Baby Powder September 4, 2011

Valerie

Has a cool brother but is rude to him also likes him brothers friend Alex

Valerie is a girl

by You and me are family May 9, 2019

Valerie

Valerie is a very shy girl the first time you meet her, but once you get to know her she is very funny, kind and sweet. Valerie loves making donations to people even if it is just to the smallest organization. During her free time (if she ever has free time) you could find her on stage doing a musical, singing or playing a sport, especially a volleyball. Valerie loves everyone and will except everyone. She also will say "I am not good enough", or "why am I not good enough" a lot. She is very pretty. She has brown eyes and dark brownish hair. She is the kind of boy crazy. Valerie Also loves a good party. She is loved by all the parents. Now this one is a warning if you get on Valerie's bad side you are dead. Also, don't be mean to he friends or you will die. Valerie acts stong on the outside but on the inside, she could be a total wreck. If you say one rude thing to her she will melt your whole heart. Valerie is just an all-around amazing person.

"Did you see Valerie?"
"Yea isn't she gorgeous today?"

"She is always gorgeous!"

by vnw_0808 March 16, 2020

Pre-valentines

If valentine's day falls on a weekend, or people have the next day off from school then they have a tendency to give pre-valentines gift if they are unable to see that person on the actual day itself.

The local high school hallways were crowded with pre-valentines day gifts on friday the 13th.

by Karo Kiba February 14, 2009