Anxiety Vagina

When you have anxiety and are not able to get wet or reach orgasm.

I wanted to have sex with my SO, but the anxiety vagina was so bad, I couldn't get wet.

by Gigi Engle August 24, 2016

Vagina voodoo

When a female uses her vagina to persuade, and control, or otherwise manipulate men in order to accomplish personal gain

She uses vagina voodoo rather than her actual skills to get ahead in the workplace

by Elisha S November 1, 2017

Pretzel Vagina

When a woman's vagina is so overly dry not even KY jelly can help. Basically a lost cause for men. A phrase often paired with cheese tits.

"How was your night with the old lady, she didn't have pretzel vagina again did she?"

"I'd have sex with her if she didn't have such cheese tits and a pretzel vagina"

by Nester17 December 10, 2013

bassmouth vagina

When a women speads her legs and you see her lungs. 😅😅😅

" I fucked this chick who had a bassmouth vagina"

by Holt3113 May 13, 2016

cunt's vagina

You're the blood dripping hole of the body that a cunt has to put a big juocy schlong in

Hey cunt's vagina... You're a piece of shit!

by ShandyShan August 6, 2017

Flaming Vagina

Term used to describe a person that is being a pussy or bitch. Originates from markings found on old Pizza Hut boxes.

Guy1: "I am tired, I'm going to bed instead of the party."

Guy2: "Quit being a flaming vagina."

by ZimtheTim September 5, 2009

vagina boat

When a woman's pussy is so wet that her clit floats in her pussy juice. Therefore forming a vagina boat.

"Bro, she had a vagina boat in Las Vegas."

by The Thomas/Tommy November 2, 2015