ur mom

the hottest person you'll ever meet on earth.

Jake: I did your mom so hard last night
Birth: Omg lucky I would totally do a three sum with my mom too!!

by cacalacabaka March 13, 2022

ur mom

A common response people use for annoying, small, or silly questions. The phrase "ur mom" probably came from yo mama jokes which have been around longer than many of us have been. "ur mom" is, simply put, an extraordinary creation. People who use this phrase are highly intelligent contrary to popular belief.

person 1: hey, have you seen my glasses?
person 2: no, but you know who has?
person 1: who??
person 2: ur mom
(this is the only thing i could think of even tho, i too, use this intelligent phrase daily)

by totallynotarella April 20, 2022

ur mom

used for any type of comeback, very effective

guy 1: good morning neighbor
guy 2: ur mom

guy 1: dies of ass cancer

guy 3: what are you doing today

guy 2: ur mom
guy 3: gets cancer and dies

goes to school theres a shooter

shooter: everyone dont move

guy 2: ur mom

shooter: dies but gun goes off from dropping it and guy 2 gets shot

guy 2: ur mom~
school nurse: comes in clutch with an ice pack
everyone: starts to lose hope
guy 2: gets up and walks it off with ice pack
everyone: cheers

by currently shitting? April 19, 2022

Ur mom gay

Ur mom gay means ur mom has the big gay or has the gay or ur mom is the gay everyone has it

Bob: ur mom gay
John: o god how did u know

by amerbouss August 17, 2018

Ur Mom

An Offensive way to call out someone's Mother.

(earthquake happens) ̑
Someone: OMG DID YOUR MOM WALK IN THE ROOM

by finecoolguy100 October 11, 2020

UR MOM

UR MOM IS SOMEONE WHO I AM BUSY WITH EVERYDAY

UR MOM

by skrtskrt4 September 1, 2021

ur mom

specifically used as a sly response to people asking questions u don't know the answer to.

idiot #1: hey Joe, what's the state capital of Nebraska?
smarter idiot #2: ehem... ur mom.

by muahahahahhahaaaa ur mum April 12, 2020