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Unicorn

An Olympic Lifter or CrossFit Athlete who has hit themselves in the forehead with Barbell.
by anonymous August 3, 2022
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Power unicorn

A power unicorn is a sub brandishing a rainbow or otherwise colourful/sparkly strap on. Power unicorns don’t take the reins; rather, they are ridden. 🦄
“Shelley had a wet dream last night about a power unicorn.”
“I was at the queer bar and I met a power unicorn. She was both stunning and terrifying.”
by \buffalo-brown November 20, 2020
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Unicorning

The act of one dressing up as a unicorn while having either a suction cup dildo or a strap on dildo attached to their bald head while engaged in intercourse. This form of sexual entertainment is expressed as a dildo/unicorn shaped sexual accessory wearer dubbed the ‘unicorn’ uses their dildo on their head to sexual arouse and cause an orgasm reaction to their partner by repeatedly thrusting their body back and fourth.
“There was much unicorning at the party

Can’t wait to unicorn you”
by Megatron84 July 18, 2024
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Unicorning

Go to a fast food place like maccas, order a soft serve cone then ask your partner if the believe in unicorns and stick the cone on your forhead before shoving it in their ass
jack and bob when unicorning at maccas
by JJ_Walsh November 8, 2025
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Bloody Unicorn

This is preformed by deflowering a girl, and with her blood still on your wang you put the tip on her forehead.
Carl: Hey man, how are you and Stacy doing?

Steve: Amazing bro, I gave her the Bloody Unicorn last night.
by JewSlayer69420 September 4, 2021
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Bermuda unicorn

by Jack12$ March 14, 2024
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Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then The spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.
"Some dude" Did you hear about David getting arrested?
"Some other dude" No what happened??
"Some dude" His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!
by the big gay boi December 19, 2021
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