puppy dog turds on toast

what a parent suggests when you cant decide on what to eat cuz youre a picky little brat

jimmy: i want some uhhhhh
his mum: puppy dog turds on toast?
jimmy: no mom! not that!

by ytlaser12334455 July 15, 2023

Toasted

when you get roasted and the pain still lingers

jimmy said hank has fish lips that boy was toasted the whole day

by AlmightyOdin February 24, 2018

Don’t cry, eat toast.

A motivational quote created by Charlie-Amber Taylor online.

“i want to cry right now”
Don’t cry, eat toast.

by facts56 January 18, 2021

Make some toast in the tub

A reference to the suicide method of electrocuting oneself by getting in a bathtub of water and throwing in a toaster that’s on, coined by Bo Burnham in his song “Kill Yourself.”

Person 1: “How are you doing?”
Person 2: “I wanted to make some toast in the tub, but other than that, I’m fine.”

by zealasquigs April 30, 2023

Toast

toast is an amazing person :). a toast is a kind and caring person who is someone you really might want to meet in your life

i really wish toast was in my life <3

by toast bestfriend December 28, 2021

beast-on-toast-anator-ington-dalesworth

A phrase comprised of many key elements, partly observed from the passing noise emanating from sub-woofer car audio systems (beastie-toasty, beastie-toasty). Unique to a small group indigenous to Birkenhead, sometimes found loitering in Nottingham

"Dude, this weekend is going to be totally beast-on-toast-anator-ington-dalesworth cool"

by Big Tom Rawlings June 23, 2008

Toast

When two people fuck a sandwich until one of them cums. Who ever cums last has to eat the sandwich

Want to play toast with me?

by Jeanne Fetsch June 14, 2018