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potato daddy

A fat person, who girls (notably loose women) use when they are feeling down about themselves.

The words "potato daddy" are derivative from "couch potato" and a girl having "daddy issues".

Danny is a homebody couch potato who gives Stephanie the security and warmth of a father to Stephanie who has daddy issues and just uses Danny when she didn't bring any one home from the bars that particular night.
After Stephanie goes home alone after a night of drinking, she calls her potato daddy (Danny).
Who is her security booty call, since he will certainly be home alone as he is a couch potato.
by KetchingFire January 14, 2017
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potato girl

A girl who is humble to the point that it's annoying. She usually uses the words like, technically, literally, etc. improperly. She likes saying she is a potato even though she is obviously a human.
potato girl: lolz, I look like a potato.
Sensible person: No u don't.
potato girl: well technically, I, like, literally do.
by geo_torno9 June 7, 2019
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Bury The Potato

Verb.

To fuck a loose bitch so hard that your balls hurt and may get caught in the vagina of the lucky lady.
Alison and Ben went off somewhere. Ten bucks says he's trying to bury the potato.
by TomKVideo December 9, 2008
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Desk Potato

One who sits at a desk all day but doesn't get much work done, usually because of personal web surfing or playing computer games. Derived from couch potato. In the workplace it differs from desk jockey in that although one's primary means of employment involves a desk, little work gets done.
Jim has become a real desk potato; between mahjong and minesweeper he manages to squeeze in a few hours on MySpace.
by someoneouthere September 13, 2008
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Potato Fairy

A person who loves potatoes and is very awkward unless around other potato faires. Often people named Olivia or Kristina call themselves potato faires
Stop being such a potato fairy!
by bunnyfluggen August 18, 2016
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potato ass

N. An ass (Gludius Maximus in Latin) that has the rough texture, viscosity and taste as a potato.

A. A way to describe someone so socially inept that they have the rough sociological capacity of a potato. Suffix of "ass" included for emphasis.
N --> I was about to get down with this girl but she had a really bad case of potato ass.

A --> Did you see Jim at the party? That potato ass mofo just sat in the corner the while time.
by The Tenth Circle August 11, 2016
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