dick and a half

A tool, and very ugly, cocky for no reason too.

by aaaaasherr(: December 23, 2009

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bitch in a half

A distance or amount that would be unpleasant to endure.

That tree was a bitch in a half to move.

by Doah March 17, 2008

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when your boyfriend says he wants to postpone things, then goes to georgia for three months.

Haley: sean told kayla they needed to postpone things, then he went to georgia for three months. Neil: so he's a half boyfri3nd!

by Pirateman094 May 23, 2010

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A phrase expressing dreadfulness or awfulness beyond the milder condition of "death."

"So not only do I have to finish the psychology project, but that English essay is due tomorrow, too!"

"Death and a half..."

by chiciebee September 21, 2009

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The act of defacation without the benefit of concurrent oral sex.

Since Niles was infected with herpes, Jeeves had to settle for a half-lumpkin when nature called.

by Marklar August 18, 2004

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When your dick is kind of hard but also not fully erect. It can hold a shape but it could be harder.

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My friend is a half-weeb, he only ever watched anime

by Shoztahluss July 13, 2019

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