Daved

Referring to someone that is drunk or heavily intoxicated

We're going to get daved tonight!

by SXMN June 7, 2019

such a dave

someone who’s really annoying or loud someone who won’t stop talking when and someone that’s a noob or bad at something

paige: did you see that guy last night skiing?

jessica: yes i did he was such a dave

by faircurls February 25, 2019

professor dave explains

based science guy
transcended debatelord
literally science Jesus right next to Einstein

Flat Earthers fear him
been watching Dave Farina on his channel, professor dave explains, i think i understand science now..

by MartianSupremacist May 8, 2025

Dave Neal

A verb used when watching Dave Neal's (power recapper's) YouTube channel.

I'm going to go do some laundry and Dave Neal it.

by iwillbenkoyou January 22, 2022

dave the magical cheese wizard

hes OBVIOUSLY a magical cheese wizard

"LOOK its dave the magical cheese wizard"

by bigmanfart_42 December 18, 2023

dave

a cat

dave is a cat

by professionel May 22, 2023

Dave

A term used to describe fans of midget porn, who like to crack one out whilst munching on scotch flavor crinkle creams. They are often good at making average cups of tea and capable of washing pots although they don’t enjoy it. Mostly shit cooks, but enjoy a good roast made my Mum preferably chicken. They like spice and will lash the chili sauce on a kebab. In there youth they have 20/20 vision but eyesight can often deteriorate as they age due to squinting whilst trying to see the midget porn on their mobile phone screens.

AJ: what kind of porn do you watch?
KT: I’m a Dave, can’t you tell by my need for glasses.

by Mathsbot November 4, 2021