noun
A criminally cute marine creature formerly known as the “seahorse,” now correctly rebranded for both vibes and mythological accuracy.
Sea Kelpies drift through ocean grass like enchanted, curly-tailed commas. Tiny but loaded with ancient energy. In Scottish lore, a Kelpie is a shapeshifting water spirit (usually horse-shaped, often spooky). This one? Just the chill, adorable cousin. Think: aquatic introvert with a dad bod who does all the parenting.
Fun fact:
Male sea kelpies carry the babies. Actual kings.
A criminally cute marine creature formerly known as the “seahorse,” now correctly rebranded for both vibes and mythological accuracy.
Sea Kelpies drift through ocean grass like enchanted, curly-tailed commas. Tiny but loaded with ancient energy. In Scottish lore, a Kelpie is a shapeshifting water spirit (usually horse-shaped, often spooky). This one? Just the chill, adorable cousin. Think: aquatic introvert with a dad bod who does all the parenting.
Fun fact:
Male sea kelpies carry the babies. Actual kings.
Example:
"Yo, that sea kelpie looks like it's side-eyeing me. I think it's dangerous."
"You mean seahorse?"
"No. I mean sea kelpie. Respect the lore for the little pregnant dude."
"Yo, that sea kelpie looks like it's side-eyeing me. I think it's dangerous."
"You mean seahorse?"
"No. I mean sea kelpie. Respect the lore for the little pregnant dude."
by starvingRD October 2, 2025
Get the Sea Kelpiemug. during ww1, king albert from Belgium decided not to let Germany pass through Belgium....King Albert responded with "Ok, lets flood the damn yser river!"
it's also a song by Sabaton on the war to end all wars album
it's also a song by Sabaton on the war to end all wars album
Belgium soldiers: blow up the dam!
*explosion*
German infantry: Run! they flooded the river
that's basically what happened with the Race to the sea tho it's not a race
*explosion*
German infantry: Run! they flooded the river
that's basically what happened with the Race to the sea tho it's not a race
by Sir_Juggy July 23, 2023
Get the Race to the Seamug. by Cathy Crumpet August 5, 2021
Get the Sea anxiousmug. by Jfkgotrekt63 April 23, 2024
Get the Irish Sea Foammug. A drinking game consisting of completing 10 shots of liquor to the drinker’s choice, followed by shotgunning a 16oz energy drink of the drinker’s choice.
by Buschlight September 3, 2021
Get the Race to the Seamug. When you meet a woman in Sea Isle N.J and she proceeds to stick her finger in your rectum while giving you oral sex...
by Freddy Oduya July 30, 2017
Get the Sea isle shockermug. When a person uses a funnel to fill their ass with piss and then farts. The resulting warm breeze and piss spray resembles a nice sea spray
by CosmoLewis May 5, 2025
Get the Sea Spraymug.