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Roberts

A Roberts is a human with a massive shlong. It doesn't matter if it's your first or last name. But if your first name is Grace it's different. She is the best person in the world along with the funniest. The only person who is better is if there name is Grace Eve Roberts. Then you should be kissing they're feet because they are royalty. Again huge dong bigger than your arm.
I'm adopted ,but my dingle ling is huge. My real parent must be Roberts.
by Eve McCune June 19, 2020
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Robert

Someone who is unable to control their bowel movements in videogame stores.
Damn, I just made a wicked Robert; I'll have to pre-order that game later.
by Epicforniteboy December 2, 2018
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Evbil Robert

An evbil goober who loves to play vibeo gaymes and enjoys committing siwwy crimes
by Evil robert August 10, 2025
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Robert

The most amazing man you will ever meet. He stole my heart in a moment. Time froze.
He is everything I ever dreamed of by just being himself. I love Robert so much. Nothing will ever be the same again.
Robert is my one true love. (I hope you
come back) love n.r
by helloareyouthereiamstillhere January 29, 2021
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Robert Ford

Goofus of the Goofus and Gallant short stories from the kids Highlights magazines that were out back in the 90's. Neither of the two charcters was superior to the other, but they were clearly different kinds of people.
Robert Ford was a male Goofus, though not all goofuses are male.
by The Original Agahnim June 19, 2021
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Robert

Robert is a sexy beast of a sus ass sucking man
uuugh robert sucked my butt of me
by hnjwfeieljoewdjfodse April 27, 2021
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Robert

He’s a guy with a really tinny Wenni but usually a good person.sometimes he gets weird and starts screaming hentai
Girl:Dat nigga Robert got a small ass dick
Girl.2:I let him hit but didn’t even know he was in
by Robert_has_a_small_dic July 15, 2019
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