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poo chunk

A chunk of poo emanating from ones anus... perhaps.
Doug eats pieces of poo chunk for breakfast. Because he's fat.
by Doug is fat. October 6, 2003
mugGet the poo chunkmug.

poo lube

The residual lube left on an unwiped anus directly after a bowl movement.
Last night my wife took a dump, and I fucked her in the ass using her own poo lube.
by wwjsd December 6, 2013
mugGet the poo lubemug.

Poo bag

1:A generally annoying, rude or lazy person 2: A socially acceptable way to insult childen in public
Mother : " hey josie can you hand me the remote?" Child: "no, get it yourself!" Mother: "you know josie, you can be a real a poo bag sometimes."
by Jennysayspenis June 19, 2011
mugGet the Poo bagmug.

Mean Poo

when an individual is finally able to relieve oneself; the poo feels so good that it is just mean goodness
a poo is never nice, it is just plain mean.
Jessi: Sara, I just had some coffee and am in need of a mean poo...
Sara: Have fun in the bathroom...remember to close the door.

TJ: Dude, I need to go to the bathroom...
Drew: Oh ya? You need to take a dump?
TJ: Not just a dump...a mean poo...
by awesometothepossum November 20, 2009
mugGet the Mean Poomug.

Poo grate

An expression of hatred or a way to get revenge.

The protagonist defecates onto a piece of plastic wrap, wraps it, and places it in the freezer. Once it is fully frozen, he/she takes it, along with a sturdy cheese grater, to the (temporarily vacated) home, car or office of the enemy, and proceeds to grate the frozen shit all throughout the interior.

It is most effective when the gratings are deposited into all nooks and crannies, down the back of couches, inside drawers, etc etc.

A nice finishing touch is to then leave the heating on.
That fucktard never paid me back my $10, so last night, I poo grated his entire house.
by weaselteats January 24, 2011
mugGet the Poo gratemug.

poo slave

a person who is enslaved to repeat the phrase: "sitting on the toilet" while in the bathroom with the slave owner while he/she defecates, then has to say "now FLUSH" and flush the toilet when the slave owner is done defecating.
Hey poo slave! I need you. I'm about to take a dump!
by poookachu June 6, 2011
mugGet the poo slavemug.

weenie the poo

when a male inserts his penis into a females anus and gets and very noticeable surprise that is very unwanted.
Damn you just "weenie the pooed" all over my dick!
by jake the joker April 20, 2014
mugGet the weenie the poomug.

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