by lewisg1989 June 08, 2017
When a woman's muff is 3D- instead of just having a vagina/labia that is smooth with the contours of their pelvic area, the surrounding muff area protrudes like a biscuit- especially when bent over and viewed from behind.
by SildogintheNatti July 14, 2017
Can mean 1 of 2 things:
a) when a reference to 'muff' is made during conversation. This is called "dropping the muff-bomb"
b) Having the same meaning as a "Fanny Fart" or "Tawt" the releasing of air from woman's vaginal cavity.
a) when a reference to 'muff' is made during conversation. This is called "dropping the muff-bomb"
b) Having the same meaning as a "Fanny Fart" or "Tawt" the releasing of air from woman's vaginal cavity.
Friend 1 - "Bro, have you seen the latest Harry Potter movie?"
Friend 2 - "nah man, not yet... Will catch it after I see the girlfriend, maybe go with her?"
Friend 1 "oh yeah? you gonna go touch the muff are ya?"
Friend 3 - OH what?! - do I smell a Muff-Bomb?"
Friend 2 - "nah man, not yet... Will catch it after I see the girlfriend, maybe go with her?"
Friend 1 "oh yeah? you gonna go touch the muff are ya?"
Friend 3 - OH what?! - do I smell a Muff-Bomb?"
by Madam Hand December 29, 2010
A Muff Bomb is when a person smokes weed before going down on a girl and then he/she exhale the smoke inside of her pussy.
Dude, I totally did a muff bomb one this one night stand last night. My dick wasn't the only thing she was high off of.
by Knight School March 14, 2016
by pussyslaver69 April 23, 2019
The vehicle of "that Mustang guy" who is obviously better than you because he has a Mustang. Every story or conversation eventually reverts to his Mustang which more often than not has "500 horsepower." Muff-tangs are usually associated with tools, Affliction/Ed Hardy clothing, and slightly sideways flat-brim hats on white guys.
by GRANYshifterTSi December 17, 2009
v. - the act of procuring a lesbian's, usually uninitiated, love interest for yourself romantically, sexually, or both
"Jill was really into Margaret, but Jack started muff scalping her by talking to Margaret about alternatives to nuclear power and vegan recipes at the Ani DiFranco concert."
by MuffSclaper September 04, 2017