Goblin

To get yourself totally wasted from the use of alcohol or similar substances.
Term coined after a drinking benchmark set up for a MCOC player.

"If I could goblin myself I wouldn't need a girlfriend!"

"I got Goblined last night ....THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID HAHAHAHA"

"Yeah I don't really understand what's going on with the new event. But I'm trying to get my Goblin on tonight".

by ratatatttttt January 28, 2017

Goblin Wind

A most noxious expulsion of flatulence with malicious intent.

He released the goblin wind with the windows up, causing his niece to lose her lunch on the back seat of the Subaru.

by Wqrdsmith September 18, 2021

green goblin

A shot of cheap tequila, mixed with male ejaculate and green food coloring.

Damn bitch, shoot that green goblin!

by Antisyzygy February 12, 2008

goblin strat

goblin on deez nuts

Jeffrey Smith is doing the goblin strat for free! OH man! Let me get get a tur!

by noahellis May 13, 2021

Crotch Goblin

Demon child, anti-christ; criminally insane adolescence

These crotch goblins are driving me crazy

by godsWork November 15, 2021

alc goblin

going to a party to steal alc and then leaving

“bro ashley is an alc goblin don’t invite her the the party”

by slump3d November 24, 2023

Goblin Maxxing

To max out one's inner goblin potential.

"Did you hear John is changing his name to Gobhn?"

"He must be Goblin Maxxing."

by Flatftw May 14, 2022