The Blind Monkey

if yo momma ask you “hand me that remote right there” & you mumble “you better ask the blind monkey” that “ask the blind monkey” shit replaces the look you give her when she saying bullshit before she pop yo ass

“you’re late to class again, i’ll be making a phone call to your mother asking why you’re always late” okay bitch you better ask the blind monkey

by swagmastermf November 22, 2021

Dick Blind

To be "Dick Blind" is to be completely oblivious as to how truly horrible someone is because you want to have sex with them.

Dick Blindness can be seen in most attack simps that are found on the internet, but especially on Twitter/X

Richard can't see how much of a bitch Linda is being because the silly old fool has gone dick blind

by CassieWin November 12, 2023

blind past

A past with can't been unseen

I been always thinking about my blind past

by Mr big balls min lee January 13, 2022

blind charity

Giving money to people you don't know, for a cause that probably doesn't exist.

I.e. "Help me save my dog," "I need money for gas," "My child is in the hospital"

Random Stranger: "My child is in the hospital, please help me raise money for him/her"
Me: "Have any pictures of this child?"
Stranger: "Not on me"
Me: "Right... I'm not one for blind charity"

by johnydelux1 May 20, 2018

Bishop blindness

A mental disorder common among non-professional chess players causing them to not notice the opponent's bishops when making a move.

— white: (moves his queen next to the opponent's king) checkmate!
— black: Nuh-uh (captures the queen with a bishop 8.23 megaparsec away)
— white: Goddamit! I have a bishop blindness!

by Mnemotechnician August 9, 2023

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. August 2, 2025

Meat Blinds

A more respectful way of saying “meat curtains” or “beef curtains”.

Andy: Hey listen, those shorts are far too skimpy, one can almost see your meat blinds

Simon: Andy, I’ll wear what I want, and, for the last time, I have balls.

by Pogoextreme April 1, 2021