unc status

Unc status: Someone who is above the age of 18 or just turned 18 yet is still surrounded by people younger than them. Also could be referred to as a pedo

Ex1:

A: Yo bro you just turned 18 huh?
B: Yeah why?
A: DAAMN, you're an unc now

Ex2:
A: He is always around kids bro
B: Yea he achieved unc status

by egskibidi June 13, 2024

unc status

To be an OG or Old Head. Unc status is typically corralled with doing actions that an older person would do such as saying”back in my day” or groaning when sitting down. There are other alternative definitions and signs that you have reached unc status but signs can vary from person to person.

Man, you’ve reached unc status.

by Seamos. June 19, 2024

Server Status

The status describes what function the server is currently performing, or performing in a cluster.

The server status has spiked in reports.

by Raven Definies January 29, 2023

Dana Status

When you give absolutely no shit about others.

Are you dana status? You just tossed your food at someone.

by mlaP sutoL November 20, 2025

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by 0AmanasazA0 November 20, 2025

Unearned status

THAT is the only thing you are addicted to and I'm going to take it away in a manner that is final.

Hym "Flaunting unearned status because 'You wanted the girl to think you are cool.' And THEY HAVE TO THINK THAT... Because it is NOT ACTUALLY THE CASE. And that's what this is. Me having to think things that aren't actually the case so that Jamhal can PRETEND that what is actually the case is not that he is a retard and I am the greatest mind who ever lived."

by Hym Iam December 5, 2025

Status Chase Me, Bro

A defiant, ironic retort to overtly degrading remarks that exposes unconscious social dominance, especially when disguised as friendliness, advice, or validation. It calls out the constant performance of worth through metrics, scores, or emotional leverage used to claim authority or control.

Rejects the idea that status must be “earned” through approval, achievements, or moral superiority. Instead, it challenges the entire game: “You don’t get to set the terms. Stop using validation as currency. Influence isn’t claimed, it’s given freely, not taken through manipulation.”

Reject both status games and gendered put-downs. Demand autonomy and mutual respect, not hierarchy.

status chase me, bro -- I’m not here to validate your grind.

by L15t3Nr December 7, 2025