Chantel De Jesus: I Tapped You Three Times.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Chantel De Jesus: I Tapped You Three Times.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025

Fatty on tap

when someone has an excessively large butt available at any moment.

damn she's got a fatty on tap

by thatfatman December 21, 2023

tapping the toilet

When your ex-girlfriend rubs her vag all over the toilet seat then proceeds to lick the seat clean. This activity is usually done during Hanukkah.

I caught Tina tapping the toilet last night, some pretty rough shit.

by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017

hot tap

A tap from which you can get boiling water.

"You homey, I just made a cup of tea using the hot tap. Word."

by DICK NIBSON October 15, 2017

secret tap

The "secret tap" is a special gesture communicated by a hockey linesman to the head referee for when he wants a minor penalty called on the play. Often used to make minor hockey games more interesting or by lesser qualified referees leaning on the linesmens help.

Logan often had to use the "secret tap" with Alex as he missed multiple infractions per period.

by The Mr. Wonderful February 4, 2017

night tap

The sex you have right before bed

I'd ask her up for a night tap any day

by Feelin' Greek October 31, 2013

Tapped

Disgusting, dirty minded

You are 'Tapped'

by Paedomansss December 24, 2018