Pooster-Tail

When you shit yourself while riding your bicycle, and said shit hits your back tire then sprays upwards leaving a rooster tail pattern of shit up your back.

I had a greasy breakfast before that long bike ride which led to a Pooster-Tail. I feel bad for the guy behind me...

by Mitch_GK August 27, 2022

Tail slap

The act of weaponizing a tail.

Danny used tail slap. It was super effective.

by zimmygirl777 January 21, 2025

tail cramp

A tail cramp is an individual whom is the result of the incorrect sperm reaching the egg due to the correct sperm suffering from a tail cramp.
Someone who just isn't right.

"I don't know what it is with that guy, but something ain't right."
"Yeah I know. Tail cramp for sure."

by Resolution7 October 10, 2022

Fauxny Tail

A small, almost bun like arrangement of hair donned by young gentlemen.

Almost insignificant as a practical choice but an effective means of attracting little-knowing young females .

"What the hell has that guy done with his hair and what's the point"?
"That's a fauxny tail, bitches love the fauxny tail".

by Branflak February 21, 2014

pissy-tailed

Someone young and inexperienced, usually with a know-it-all attitude; also an extremely drunken state.

That little pissy-tailed bastard tried to tell Chef he was cooking pork incorrectly.

Girl, I got so pissy-tailed drunk I couldn't even talk.

by hankakaestelle July 25, 2023

Tails OS

A based af Linux distro based off of Debian, that stores nothing on the hard drive, but instead on the RAM, this means when the FBI comes in, you shut down and all your totally legal activities will be lost forever. Additionally for extra privacy it sends all internet traffic through the Tor network

Have you heard of Tails OS
Is it the Linux distro that criminals use
No its what paranoid people use

by Telekinesis846 November 26, 2023

Wolf tail

noun A boom microphone

“We need to reshoot, there’s a wolf tail in this scene.”

by Unorthodoxy June 28, 2019