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Swag Traditions

Traditions and holidays related to swag and swag activities
Person 1: Yo, does your family have swag traditions
Person 2: Yes, on Christmas we swag
Person 1: Swag
Person 2: Swag
by TheGoldenGorilla April 19, 2021
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swag male

TIM: "I'm a sigma male B)."
MOBY: "Oh yeah? Well, I'M a SWAG MALE B))))))."
TIM: "Oh shit."
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Swag Swinger

One who ties their swag to a stick and whips it around in a circle-like fashion.
Joe just tied his swag to a stick and performed the "swag swinger" move. Unfortunately, people named Joe have no swag, and he looked like a fool with a stick.
by TheTStopper November 30, 2011
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Thumbnail Swag

When a girl or guy looks really good in their thumbnail picture on facebook, but when you open their page and see the blown up version it is less than satisfactory.
Dustin: Aww man that girl looks hot, check out her page!
(clicks open page)
Dustin: Dang, I thought she looked really good...
Gary: Yeah man, she's got thumbnail swag.
by garysmithandstuff39 July 31, 2011
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Swag Dag

A person who is abnormally high levels of swag.
(Guy1) dude have you heard about Kyle??
(Guy2) yea he's swag dag.
by Keenbutterbean October 5, 2016
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SWAG AT MATH

sex with andrew garfield and tobey maguire and tom holland
it would be a dream come true
hot girls think about swag at math 24/7
by stargirlinterlude21 February 24, 2022
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swag money

someone who is so fucking swag that swag isnt enough to describe them and the suffix money must be added because of just how fucking swag they are
they are so swag that their balls dont produce cum they just produce SWAG
bart mccracking: i'm the swaggiest person on earth. no one can beat my swag
waybama: LICK MY BALLS BERT IM SWAG MONEY
by ClinkClinkBitch January 20, 2021
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