steak scale

a system for rating the ladies, where rare is hot and well done is dirty.

nasty, shes so well done dude

by Alex June 26, 2004

What's hide-and-seek?

The question you ask when someone has explained something to you countless times and you still don't get it.

Phil: To play baseball, you swing the bat at the ball.
Clyde: What?
Phil: I said, you swing the bat at the ball.
Clyde: Swing what where?
Phil: SWING BAT AT BALL!
Clyde: Sorry, what's hide-and-seek?

by MpegEVIL June 22, 2011

your dog wants steak

Fark cliche. Might have come from a dog food commercial in the early 90s.

Apparently dogs want steak. Who knew?

by Brian X November 29, 2003

tube steak burrito

a long, snake like, piece of shit which forms like a burrito as its coming out of your anus, tickling your taint, and into a girls mouth

dude! you gave that chick the finest tube steak burrito

by Jordie Pants December 21, 2008

wet steak

When a woman gives a man a blow job while he is taking a dump.

She gave me a wet steak this morning while I dropped a huge one.

by pizzadahutt August 14, 2009

Steeky

Is a Northern Ireland based nickname for a person that can only be described as a very unique person. Such characteristics of this 'steeky' include: bat shit crazy (roller coasters the line between sanity & insanity), doesn't give a f**k, hysterical sense of humor and calls it like they see it.

"Look at Steeky over there, he just called that girl a slut. Man he really just doesn't give a f**k."
"That Steeky, she's a loose cannon."
"Steeky sure is a crazy mofo."

by iGoatfish December 28, 2013

seek doggy standup

To standup inside the barrell while the lip is breaking over your head.

Oi i just got a seek doggy standup barrell.

by k bodo August 22, 2006