Slap my squirrel

A man masturbating.

Person 1: Don't get loud with me now. Go beat off or somethin'.
Person 2: Maybe I will go slap my squirrel!

by C.M. Alva September 25, 2010

kick the squirrel

Slang for choking the chicken aka masterbating

Dam I’ve got a sudden urge to ‘kick the squirrel’

by Drog65 October 5, 2020

Squirrel Chaser

A frisky member of the female persuasion that is always searching for a nut to bask In

Have you met our new coworker Phyllis ? Shes a squirrel chaser , shes been hoping from dick to dick all week

by Rickey Spanish June 9, 2020

butt fucking squirrels

it means good morning in the french

"Butt fucking squirrels!" "Butt fucking squirrels"

by bro give me a name >:( June 21, 2023

Brazen Urban Ninja Squirrel

The unofficial mascot of Temple University in Philadelphia, PA.

Official mascot: Owl. Unofficial mascot: Brazen urban ninja squirrel.

by rogergentry306-232 September 1, 2021

fall squirrel

Burying ones nuts inside a girl

That chick is so hot, once I get her in the sack, I am going to "fall squirrel" her!

by Rhoward September 21, 2017

Squirrel

Short for “squirrelfriend.”

Friend A: Goodmorning Squirrel!
Friend B: Omg hey squirlie!

by milisawful December 22, 2020