Spoon

'Idiot' in Scotland. Used as a pejorative.

"@realDonaldTrump they voted to REMAIN, you spoon" . In response to 45's tweet during his 11/7/2018 visit that praised Scotland for breaking away from the UK.

by CrusherWill July 11, 2018

Spoon

\flipping useless

WIll "\|hey mart"
Mart "You are a spoon"
*He slaps him vigorously*

by th3greekgod May 7, 2021

Ginger Spoon

A TALL ginger man who shoves spoons in there ass while there getting their chode touched

I have seen it once it's terrifying

I'll be Ginger Spooning tonight

by Vcdf March 19, 2025

Spoon

Weird small bowl with a handle

A: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DRINK WATER WITHOUT SPILLING IT
B: with spoon

by naturally idiotic February 22, 2024

Spoon

You Eat Booty Without this tool

How the fuck do you not know what a fucking spoon is. You lifeless piece of shit.

by EmotionalSuport_ February 5, 2020

tapping spoons

(verb.) hyper focusing on a task to an autistic degree. This is often seen when using the Animedoro technique for multiple hours for multiple days/weeks for a single task such as studying for an exam or certification.

Friend: "Hey. I haven't seen much of you lately outside of class the past week. What's up?"
You: "Hey. I've been tapping spoons studying for this certification. I'll be finished this Friday."

by A Common Guy January 17, 2025

Gag a maggot with a spoon.

It means well.

Girl 1: "Did you break up with your boyfriend?"

Girl 2: "No, he said he was sorry for forgetting my birthday."

Girl 1: "Gag a maggot with a spoon."

by Kayaluki!!! October 24, 2009