Spunk

The feeling of being drunk due to a lack of sleep. People therefore assume your drunk, but really your just sleep deprived.

Bob: "Dude, how much did your sister have to drink tonight?"
Bill: "Naw man, she's just spunk."

by KrazyKaro August 23, 2011

Skunk Bug

word used to describe an inanimate object that is operating poorly or in an inapropriate fashion

Man this hacky sack is acting like a Funkn Skunk Bug,

by Bustaldo November 2, 2003

spunk funnel

the anal cavity or arse

i had a good shag last night shelet me blow my spuds up he/his spunk funnel.

by shaftshagnasty August 6, 2008

Splunkify

To become awesome. To add cool things to a collection
see splunky

She wants to splunkify her wardrobe

you need to splunkify your self

by JoMo16 November 4, 2010

skunk paste

Farting so much you build up a stink paste on your underwear you can smell through Levi's.

I can smell that guy's skunk paste from across Wal-Mart.

by Salty Goat Dog March 17, 2017

Spunk then dunk

Used to say to either have a one night or to cum (or spunk) inside the lady, making them pregnant or leaving cum in side them

I'm gonna spunk then dunk inside georgia tonight

by Anal boi June 2, 2017

skunk monkey

A condition a man gets if his penis isn’t cleaned after anal sex!

(1/2) The wife got a little drunk the last night of the camping trip and decided to try a little trunk humpin. But the showers were closed until morning so I woke up with skunk monkey!

by Denhamj February 24, 2018