Bed and Breakfast Special

A good way to offer that special someone in bed a nice start to their day. This includes; wrapping a freshly cooked pancake around your dong, which will represent the sausage, then applying a little butter and some syrup on top of it with scrambled eggs on your nuts. Before deliverance, you wrap a bath towel around your waist with Special held underneath it before unveiling the surprise.

Hans: Hey honey, I whipped you up a bed and breakfast special for you.
Maria: Oh you're too kind sweetie— hold on, what's that supposed to be in-between the pancake?
Hans: Some man sausage you're about to get, if you know what I mean.

by Magnumus Dongus May 20, 2018

big lots special

An over the pants hand job, a baby wipe bath, and a four loko - not necessarily in that order.

Hey Grant, heard you had the late shift at the hospital- your girl gonna give you the big lots special when you get home?

by ELANKorenGrant July 19, 2018

Crappy Tire special

The house brand products from Canadian Tire
Also see Crappy Tire

I have a headlight out, but I can’t afford a high quality one, so I’ll just replace it with a crappy tire special one.

by ConfederateChev November 23, 2018

The Kadashi Special

The act of sticking your middle finger up someone’s ass.

“Yo shut up before I give you the Kadashi Special”!

by The big feller December 10, 2018

Anna’s Special Right

This is the right directed to Anna, and her unwillingness to learn to dance flamingo. And it says that she does not need to learn or be FORCED to dance that dance style.

Teacher : Anna, you have to learn this, just like everyone else
Anna : have you ever heard of Anna’s Special Right
Teacher : no, tell me about it
* 5 min later*
Teacher : ok Anna, you can sit throughout this week, and you don’t need to dance at the rehearsal in April

by Anna Millen January 13, 2019

The McConkey Special

The act of puking, shitting, and ejaculating, all within one night.

“Hey, did you have a good night last night?”

“It was the best, I did The McConkey Special!”

by Various meats January 27, 2019

trailer park special

A female with absolutely no ass and a lot of tit. The overwhelming amount of tit and lack of ass is to feed her 20 kids. Usually missing a couple teeth

Charlene is a real trailer park special

by Yeeyeeanator77 February 25, 2019