Angry Sock

When a person by the name of Josh takes their sisters sock and as their about to ejaculate she takes the sock and ruins the orgasm

Bro I can’t believe she angry socked me

by KetLova69 February 15, 2019

The wrong socks

When you masturbate into a pair of socks and wear them the next day

Oh shit I was late for school and I think I put on the wrong socks

by Biggest pollard ever August 09, 2020

Flipping a Sock

When your doing dry anal, you pull out, and the person’s anus flips inside out... like when you take your sock off!

Marks flipping a sock rn bro let him do his thing

by Bo Mamba 69 July 18, 2020

stank sock

even more stanky than the lightly sharted pants

you smell like a stank sock

by Ręęn January 18, 2020

Sock therapy

Preparing for intercourse by way of masturbating into a sock. A quick and low-mess means of increasing one's stamina and endurance.

"I gotta jet. I have sock therapy before my date tonight."

"My sixty-second man needs the name of a good sock therapist."

by Jfiddy December 26, 2013

sock stealer

A person who steals a sock used by a man for masturbation, with the intent to get pregnant.

Sarah claims adam got her pregnant but in reality she's just a sock stealer

by The one for you oh yeah December 09, 2012

Bleaching Socks

The act of ejaculating into or onto a sock after masturbation causing the sock to turn white in the area that has absorbed the semen and causing the sock to become stiff. Best to hide the sock at the bottom of the laundry so no bystanders stumble upon the sock and the ways it is being abused.

Bill: Dude did you know john has been bleaching socks?
Jake: What the fuck! that's gross shit! I wore his socks last week!

Bill: haha you probably have john semen foot, i would get that checked out.
Jake: Fuck you! i'm going to hit john so fucking hard!

by d00wrag February 03, 2011