Skeet

When you trace your finger on your buttcrack and smell it

Weirdo 1: dude I just skeet and it smells

Song: SKEET SKEET ON MY MEAT (song sang by weirdo 1)

by turbo83 February 28, 2019

Skeet Storm

Occurring after the ingestion of his "swimmers" via any act of direct contact. The "storm" occurs when the recipient sneezes, nasally projecting "skeet" onto the "swimmer" delivery man.

I blew my load in her moth but then she sneezed. She Skeet Stormed all over me.

by Siren Subduction June 19, 2019

Skeet

Slang for mosquito.

Hurry, pass me the bug spray.I'm getting hit up by all these nasty skeets !

by tjamnz April 4, 2024

Graveyard Skeet

A skeet session consisting of Julie's mother as the target. Usually performed after dusk.

Yo dude, lets hit up Julie's mother for a graveyard skeet.

by Bobs son November 4, 2008

Calm Your Skeets

Another interesting way to say 'Calm the hell down'

Micheal: -is freaking out over some random unimportant matter-

Brandon: yo, man! Calm your skeets about it!

by SketchB10 January 18, 2012

Skeet

When someone ejaculates

I'm gonna skeet in your forehead

by Natethegreat177 September 17, 2017

Skeet

Skeet is a man that sucks dick all day long and is very ugly

Damn skeet sucking that dick long and hard

by NAmKa April 18, 2017