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Simon Petrikov

A guy who bought a crown that ruined his life and caused him to go insane for over 1000 years while his fiancée became goddess of chaos for him to regain his sanity.
"Simon Petrikov is a sad old man and I love him at an unhealthy level."
by rosellias January 13, 2024
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Simon Cowell

People I hate most!:

You!

Myself!

Simon FUCKING Cowell!
by TheWhiteClone October 7, 2024
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Simon's Milk

Milk that is drank by all of his friend circle but him, even though he wants the milk the most. Oiginates from Simons lover and is then passed around the group, taking a load of cum from each person, except for Simon. The milk then goes back to Simons lover, where she drinks it and prepares for the next batch of milk.
Friend 1: Yo you got some of that Simon's milk
Friend 2: Yeah yeah of course I got a lil just gotta finish my load first
Simon: Where a my a milk??
by themilkermanthemilkmanmilkmilk December 4, 2024
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Simone

A person who just can't do anything right, they even fuck up their fuck ups
Wow John, you really Simoned that presentation!
by AnotherLawyer January 29, 2024
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Simon

A squid, Someone who follows little girls around trying to get a date.
Person 1: "Omg you are such a Simon"

Person 2: "Ok, I admit I like little girls
by My_Big_Wrinkly_Brain January 30, 2024
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simontincs

A stupid 8 year old faggot who has no life and forces you to work on his Friday Night Funkin' mod all time
Simontincs: GO WORK ON MY FNF MOD NOW
You: damn Simontincs is soo annoying
by Redetv February 1, 2024
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Simon

Simon is the gayest white monkey on earth
ur a simon
by My_Big_Wrinkly_Brain February 1, 2024
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