When you are taking care of a foreign diplomat and they decide to bestow upon you a cultural gift of reverence. However, during the ceremony an unexpected wave of nausea overcomes the diplomat, they projectile vomit all over you, and then void at least 1.5 gallons of warm an malodorous (likely infectious) urine all over your new shoes.
- Hey did you hear Kaylynn got honored with a "Senators Shower" by that foreign dignitary?
- Wow Really, what an honor.
- Yeah, its definitely a major award, that kind of experience changes a persons outlook on life.
- Wow Really, what an honor.
- Yeah, its definitely a major award, that kind of experience changes a persons outlook on life.
by Reedski December 07, 2021
I haven't had sex in 3 days I'm going to go make some shower gravy
by Keegstone August 21, 2017
Takes approximately 3807286467968468765378645379926537297635288787 picoseconds to get warm. If it took 1 second AXE deodorant wouldn't be intoxicating harmless middle schoolers.
-Bruh I can smell that deodorant
-Yeah Shower Water took to long to heat and I fell asleep in the bathroom before it got warm.
-EWW GET AWAY FROM ME!!
-Yeah Shower Water took to long to heat and I fell asleep in the bathroom before it got warm.
-EWW GET AWAY FROM ME!!
by Heating Shower Water... October 08, 2019
Today I had a shower thought:
If elevators hadn't been invented, all the CEOs and important people would have their offices on the first floor as a sign of status.
And the entry level employees would be up on the 80th floor.
If elevators hadn't been invented, all the CEOs and important people would have their offices on the first floor as a sign of status.
And the entry level employees would be up on the 80th floor.
by Q8eris January 08, 2022
When your woman (or man if incarcerated) is on all fours and you are driving your man plug home without using any virus protection equipment, you have them turn to look at you. When they react to your calling, you shoot your baby butter deep and sneeze in their face effectively giving them your gifts of hot sex and Covid.
by JR382 January 14, 2022
Yesterday I felt so constipated but after my kyle shower I was much better.
Her: Let's do Anal?
Him: Ok, but first let's give you a kyle shower.
Her: Let's do Anal?
Him: Ok, but first let's give you a kyle shower.
by thefuckdidijustread September 28, 2016