Selferotication

When a gay man is masturbauting and the only visual assistance he needs is the view of himself jerking off.

I'm excited for a night of selferotication.

by Jsummers33 January 3, 2017

Self-Promote

When u gotta pimp out ur own shit cuz u caint get no otha pimp on it. They all like NAH so u start sellin it on ya own.

"Dearest Mr. Pimp, while I appreciate your continued offer of services, I have decided to branch out and self-promote my exquisite goodies and will hereby be representing myself evermore. I apologize for any inconvenience or financial hardship that this revelation might cause you and your closest of kin."

by pimpwiggly 24/7 January 9, 2017

Selfie of Shame

Taking a selfie of yourself in the morning with the guy or girl you just slept with while they are still sleeping and posting it to brag thinking your cool on your social media page.

She posted a Selfie of Shame on her Facebook page to show everyone she slept with her friends man.

by Amy Morgan June 17, 2017

seleyna

Seleyna is a wonderful girl that brightens up everyone's day with a smile. Her smile is so rare to find. She is the PERFECT girl to have 3AM conversations with.

She is very kind and will do anything, EVERYTHING, to make someone happy.
She also has overfluiding confidence, she has no fear and doesn't know what shame is.

Seleyna is an amazing girl.

by Sellemmeyo January 25, 2018

self-evident

not needing to be demonstrated or explained

man: Whats 2 + 2?
other man: Well that's self-evident.

by Danwel February 7, 2018

selfarazzi

Someone who takes selfies for the purpose of catching a picture of someone conveniently in the background.

Ever notice how every selfie this chick has conveniently catches someone in the background like she only took that pic to catch Johnny cheating on his gf.

I know she is a total selfarazzi.

by BrandtJohnson February 28, 2018

Selfie-illiterate

The inability to take a proper, flattering, selfie.

I am completely selfie-illiterate! -April

by MATMD555 May 27, 2018