Scott

A mad lad who cant do maths

"he cant do maths, he's such a Scott"

by Madlad6942069420 November 29, 2019

"Why Is Scott Wearing That Hat" day

"Why Is Scott Wearing That Hat" day is a holiday on December 17th where everyone named Scott must wear a hat.

dude named Brian: Dude why are you wearing that hat
dude named Scott: Because it's "Why Is Scott Wearing That Hat" day
dude named Brian: Oh ok

by tim,, November 24, 2021

Scott

Scott is a dick from Canada. He is the one person in Canada who isn't friendly, tho it is noted that Scott is patriotic. Scott's just a dick.. that's it.

1) Budday, have you heard about that guy Scott?
2) Yeah friend, he's a dick, eh?

by ThatOneHumann March 10, 2023

Scott

An uncomfortable boy with horrible taste in music. Guaranteed to an amazing girl and hold her back in life. Will also make you eat his STANK ASS booty hole if you get too close.

"Do you know Scott?"
"Yeah he loves getting his butthole tickled by girls"

by the ultimate BBC April 28, 2019

Scott Moe

A retarded Alabama fan who can’t key MVS numbers correctly.

I can’t stand that guy, he’s such a Scott Moe.

by Mgh003z November 22, 2021

Lower Fort Scott Wine Glass

To preform the Lower Fort Scott Wine Glass, you must take your buddy's cock and stretch the upper portion of the shaft as if you were molding clay for it to resemble a wine glass. Have him piss afterwards and drink it.

"Thomas came over last night and he let me preform the Lower Fort Scott Wine Glass. "

by lekjen December 22, 2023

Scott

Verb, used to describe one's actions. Used over the word god in some circumstances.

Person 1: "Do you know where tool is?"
Person 2: "Scott knows!"

by VernDale420 December 17, 2022