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scoop and floff

The act of farting into your hand, and ka-me-ha-me-ha into your significant others face while they not expecting it. You can also use a blanket or other forms to transfer the fart to their face.
I was laying in bed with my with my fiance the other night and scoop and floffed him and he threw up..
by Lawndragon January 4, 2018
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Scoop

That junkie call me a goth so I Scooped him a belter

Dont get wide or I'll scoop you
by Doofen_schmirtz August 23, 2018
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Scooby-Dooed

To be brainwashed as a child by mass media which lead to cognitive disorders as an adult.

Referring to the popular cartoon in the early nineties where a bunch of adolecence investigated mysterys.. where they were confronted with lots of evidence of various supernatural events, however, the geeky intelligent one would always loose her glasses, failing to see this evidence and at the end it always turned out to be some evil person in a mask trying to fool people.. no matter the evidence to the contrary.

Clearly designed to reduce critical thinking as well as spiritual beliefs in children, many people still suffer as adults today.
Dude it just levitated in front of you and you still don't believe? Man you've been scooby-dooed, I pitty your kids.
by Rilighan March 30, 2020
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hot scoops

A very large male ginger porn star. He is the founder of the "hot gravy scoop" sex move.
When I grow up, I want to be just like hot scoops.
by ben14slimjim June 29, 2011
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Anal Scooby snacks

The act of which eating someone out while they poop little pieces of poop that look like Scooby snacks.
"ay mang I ate out my girl last night and got some anal Scooby snacks"
by All_righteous_doggo April 13, 2017
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shoopy

'Fly', or 'Fresh'. Some may say 'hood'.
That girl's looking pretty shoopy tonight.
by tori3ndn4t December 25, 2009
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The frito shit scoop

While having butt sex take a skechers box place it on her vagina and take a drum stick and beat It as hard as you can then proced to piss on her and tell her to drink it after that take a shit across her face and drag it down to her butthole rub it in then take a frito chip stick it all up in the bitches asshole then make her eat the chip
by Chawk111111 July 18, 2010
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