Cristiano Ronaldo

Best stale bagel in the world. Practically perfect in every way and he was Ole Gunnar Solksjaars savoir.

Bob: Yo, I just ate a stale bagel this morning and it was surprisingly decent.
Me: It must be a Cristiano Ronaldo.

by giorgio_chiellini24 January 19, 2022

Dirty Rionna

A dirty rionna is when is a women gets away with murder then eats the carcass

Hanna”i might just pull a dirty rionna”
Kasper”bruh no”

by Shush balls March 21, 2022

cristi ronaldo

Cristi ronaldo is a football player. His biggest rival is Barcamoula.

"Cristi ronaldo!!!!!"

by Majkou April 21, 2022

Cristu ronaldo

For the 3

Cristu ronaldo everyone goes ahhhhhhh SEWWIIIIII

by It’s freaking fac May 5, 2022

(RAGS) Ronan Alonzo Govender

Ronan Alonzo Govender aka (RAGS) has a small penis
RAGS Gets no women at all
He is also Gay

My name is (RAGS) Ronan Alonzo Govender and I am gay and I identify as a pigeon

by Bababumbe June 3, 2022

Cristiano Ronaldo

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by qasdfgbnsasdcvb nbfdenm n June 21, 2022

Cristiano Ronaldo

The Portuguese devil, the goat. Mr. Clutchnaldo

We are losing 2-0 and there are two minutes left, Cristiano Ronaldo mode.

by Lincoln Eaves January 11, 2023