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Classic Rock

The greatest genre of musice to ever grace the Earth. Consisting of bands like; Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, Black Sabbath, the doors, The Jimi Hendrix Experience, Rush, Guns n' Roses, Judas Priest, Pink Floyd, Iron Maiden, Motley Crue, The Yardbirds, Bad Company, Rolling Stones, Cream, etc.
"I was listening to some sweet Classic Rock last night. It made all of today's bad bands look horrible."
by The Door v5 February 1, 2005
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new rocks

leather boots made by the company New Rock, based in Spain. Are not cheap (ranging from £90-£150+) but are the best shoes to wear if you don't want your feet to be massacred. Worn by what "kevs" would call greebos/moshers/goths. I own a pair, and i love them. Typically have large platform sections or high heels which make you much taller. Majority are black with silver buckles etc.
"Dude, you're so tall with those new rocks on."
by jenny June 13, 2004
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Beard Rock

A little-known form of music originating in the 1990's as a throwback acknowledgement to the early folk rockers, (i.e. Bob Dylan, Crosby Stills & Nash, etc. ). This style of music often falls under the label Indie or Folk or Indiefolk, and is very prevalent in the Pacific Northwest. Signed artists mostly belong to Sub Pop Records, a label from Seattle, Washington. Songs are laden with references to nature and personal philosophy of all aspects. The difference from regular indie/folk music is that each group tends to sport facial hair, styles including but not limited to: the chin curtain, Grizzly Adams, mutton/lambchops, or any other generally considered "unkempt" look. These artists emphasize the importance of the environment, overall camaraderie and independent thinking, making Henry David Thoreau look like a demigod. Examples of bands are: Fleet Foxes, Midlake, The Decemberists, Band of Horses, Mojave 3 and many more. One thing is for sure though, the beard is key to defining Beard Rock.
Fleet Foxes singing 'round a campfire in the woods: Pallid animals in the snow tipped pines, I find
Hatching from the seed of your thin mind, all night?

Astounded observer: Their music is thoughtful and catchy, and their beards rival that of Plato!

Other observer: Gotta love that Beard Rock.
by bennedictus February 28, 2010
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Rock Climbing

The act of having sex w/ a large women.
by omgownedadam July 3, 2006
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rock job

Getting head while the girl has "Pop-Rocks" (TM) in her mouth.
I got a rock job from some chick today!
by Jiphie August 15, 2003
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Pride Rock

The art of ejactualating on a woman's forehead, subsequetly, with your thumb, rubbing the cum vertically down her forehead while saying "Simba."
"I soooo gave you mom a Pride Rock last night."
by Tad363 September 17, 2007
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indie rock

Indie rock- A genre of music and cult following of younger generation which is striving to be different from pop music followers. Music is often “underground”, not known to popular audiences because of independent record labels. The musical style combines british punk, rock and roll, and heavy metal.
by trista stanley October 27, 2003
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