bike ride

When you're cycling and the bike-seat is pushing up againt your vulva (in girls) and prostate (in boys) causing a funny sensation

If was leaning forward during my bike ride and i almost came from that

by tory borty November 8, 2013

Donkey ride to the bottom of the Canyon

Being the last dude in line at a massive gangbang.

That bitch was so used up, by the time Maynard got his turn, he had to take the donkey ride to the bottom of the canyon.

by Stevington T. Bearsworth October 26, 2008

gimp my ride

1)a piss take of mtv's pimp my ride
2)get gimps to modd your car

so please mtv gimp my ride

by nnelg December 10, 2006

pimp my ride

a hot tv show hosted by xzibit.

did you see that new episode of pimp my ride, that guy got a fishtank in his car

by that guy April 14, 2004

Facebook Dick Rider

Someone who always comments on your facebook status, photos, posts, if theyre in a relationship, who confirmed their friend request. These people also always chat with the victim and they are the ones who start the conversation. These are the type of people who would write on another person's wall just to reply to the one you posted on their wall. See: Dick Rider, Kiss Ass, Kiss Up, and Suck Up.

*facebook dick rider on facebook chat*

Person 1: Yo watsup my brothah, we tight as fuck u my best friend.

Person 2: Man get off my dick.

Person 1: But its such a fun ride.

Person 2: ...

by I hate facebook dick riders August 23, 2009

Gas, Ass or Grass. Nobody rides for free.

The saying states that if a man is providing a ride or transportation for a girl. She must have common courtesy to supply the man with one of 3 things in return. 1. Grass (Marijuana) 2.Gas (Fuel for his vehicle 3. Ass (Intercourse). If she doesn't give him 1 or more of these 3 things then she would not be able to get a ride. Hence the term nobody rides for free. This became a slang in the mid 1970's when hitchikers would hitch rides down interstate routes. This term applys to homosexual males who want the same 3 options given to a man passanger. Typically a girl would pay with ass due to the fact she doesn't have funds hence why she is hitch hiking for a ride. So her ass is the only asset she can use to get transportation from point A to point B. This still happens today. In fact more then ever. So if you see a girl hitch hiking be sure to apply the gas, ass or grass tactic in your adventures. You may score gas for your ride, some grass to smoke. or usually the most appreciated of the 3. the good old sacred anal sex. So enjoy and proceed on.

Ashley- Hey wait!!

John- Hey whats wrong?
Ashley- I am stranded here in the interstate. I have to walk 105 miles till I get home. my car broke.

John- oh, im so sorry. Do you want a ride?

Ashley- Oh my gosh yes. please. your a life saver

John- But of course Gas, Ass or Grass. Nobody rides for free.

Ashley- Oh I don't have Money on me and I don't smoke.

John- well i don't know then. i guess i cant help

Ashley- No wait, ill give you the ass. i don't want to walk please.

John- Get in

Ashley proceeds to fuck john in the back of his chevy Tahoe until he cums in her mouth and then this will pay for fare of the ride he is providing her. Pretty curel tactic but it is applied often. especially in low population exposed areas without a lot of foot traffic.

by GM123 November 14, 2014

Ride along

When in a bunk bed while another couple has sex above or below you and you begin to masturbate along with their rythem.

My college roommate was banging his girl on the top bunk so I did a ride along and rubbed one out on the bottom bunk.

by Ridiculousrhino February 23, 2017