jizz rag

A highly versatile towel commonly discovered in the wilds of disc golf courses, initially designed for the noble purpose of scrubbing muck off discs but often found harboring suspicious stains that suggest a more adventurous past involving the clean up and collection of outdoor ejaculate. Born from the fertile minds of disc golf enthusiasts, "jizz rag" creatively merges "jizz" (a colloquial term for reproductive fluid) with "rag" (a cloth for wiping), conjuring an image that is as perplexing as it is eyebrow-raising.

Encountering a jizz rag in its natural habitat (typically near a basket or tangled in foliage) can provoke a range of reactions from laughter to awkward discomfort, prompting existential reflections on hygiene and the mysteries of life. All jizz rags should be approached with caution and preferably with gloves.

Amar's oblivious use of a jizz rag as a makeshift headband led to an awkward silence that could only be broken by nervous laughter.

We all watched in horror when Amar gleefully picked up a jizz rag on the ground and aggressively wiped his mouth with it after finishing his beef jerky and atmosphere beer.

by Lil Jizzie July 27, 2024

On the rag

A song sung by an awesome band called steel panther

"Run away man, shes on the rag"

by 6485638562 February 10, 2021

Jizz Rag

A rag you use to clean up semen after a 10 minute session with pornhub. Also referred to as a women's face, or an insult to a man who has a low sperm count.

1. Hey man, I just bought a new towel to use as a jizz rag
2. Hey biach, I'm gonna use your face to clean up my jizz
3. Hey you jizz rag *laughs* how was trying to make your wife pregnant

by Xzekerx20 August 28, 2016

sperm rag

A person who allows everyone to cum inside.

Fawn is sperm rag.

by chikilove July 14, 2022

hole rag

1. A disposable apparatus use to soak up the bloody drainage from a female's monthly cycle.

2. A stupid human being who's only worthwhile purpose for existing is to perform the aforementioned service.

"You are a complete tool, you stupid, motherfuckin' hole rag!"

by Amy P. August 24, 2004

Trump rag

Someone who still supports Donald Trump even though he lost the election and they don't admit to it

My friend the Trump rag still thinks Donald Trump won the election

by Mustang February 8, 2021

Brother Rag

Small towel usually a around the neck of a large black guy. Used to wipe up sweat on very hot days.

“Yo man it’s hot as shit out, I’m gonna need my brother rag today”

by Capt_Quint July 22, 2022