Slut Puppy

Slut Puppy
A member of the most prestigious university gc. The menaces of Patio housing chat, & the best mfrs on earth. One of the rulers of OSU’s incoming freshmen class. A horny bitch that is addicted to something, or a person who will succeed in life.

“I wish i could clean my dorm bathroom :( ”

“girl, stop being a slut puppy”

*in the hospital bc of a sex accident*

^slut puppy moment

by matt murdock whore <3 April 7, 2022

Punching the Puppy

Waking up hung over and feeling like you have done the worst thing possible.

I seriously punched a whole litter of puppies right in thier cute stupid cute fucking faces, I was guilty of punching the puppy

by donniecakes October 17, 2010

Puppy

If your a dog person you have o't to called your dog a 'puppy'

even if your dog is older than puppy privileges.
But really calling your furry friend a 'puppy' just shows how cute/ how much
you really love that dog.

Owner: PUPPY! puppy!
Dog: * Wages tail *

by TREETHE_rat October 25, 2023

happy puppies

happy puppies.

did you see eggo comment happy puppies on her post?

by uheggo April 23, 2021

Puddle puppies

Dope whore tweaker slut meth hoe

Damn I'm out of dope and now the puddle puppies are gone

by Thaiceking August 14, 2022

Puppy poking

When you are too lazy to fuck the dog.

Harry: What is Tyler doing?
Joe: He's puppy poking. That guy is way too lazy to just fuck the dog.

by Macknoel November 20, 2009

Puppy

A stupid yet adorable creature that you constantly have to watch Feed and care for. This creature requires long walks Food and constant attention. They’re the best thing at first Until you have cleaned their shit off the carpet to many times. You can’t leave them outside for two seconds by them self or else they will either break the door bark really loud or destroy your yard. They have infinite energy . And will get the fuck on your nerves. So if you’re planning to get a dog don’t fucking do it

Kid- Dad can we get a puppy

Dad- fuck no because in the end who’s going to pay for his food and clean up his shit

Kid- Dad stop using the f word as a coma

by Badass204 September 25, 2019