Punch the Horse

to make something go faster

I was almost late to class the other day. My teacher told me to punch the horse or I would be late one day.

by Sistr Chuck December 8, 2011

butthole punch

(verb) To punch one's butthole.

Stop doing that or I will butthole punch you.

by bingbongcamshaft May 5, 2016

An AK Punch

Most people would think it's a punch as strong as an AK-47. It actually stands for "Autistic Kid" punch. Usually used to say a person punches like a lil bitch.

Lil bitch: "Bruh you have an ak punch"

Alex: "Tf is that?"
Ya boi: "He saying you weak af lmfao"

by Dio.every.day October 11, 2019

project punch

White Trash koolade

You got anything to drink in here? and I don’t want any of that fucking project punch!

by Beer belly bob December 15, 2017

Jerk Punch

Made famous by an anonymous source, it is the act of punching someone in the arm from up to down in a jerking motion with your knuckles resulting in a dead arm and possible brusing. Used to show displeasure after an insult that you have no comeback for.

Joe: Get the hell out of here gaylord.
Anonymous: <Jerk punch> Fuck you!
Joe: Dammit! i hate when you do that, prick!

by ANARCHY95 November 19, 2010

punching the hamster

Masterbation

What are you doing?

Eh probably just punching the hamster and passing out

by somedumbasshole March 9, 2012

Muffin Punched

Overseas in Iraq the Army soldiers would throw as hard as they can, full sized individual wrapped Otis spunked muffins @ civilians.

I just threw this muffin at that kids face. Hit him so hard he almost fell over. I muffin punched him!

by Lucky_8 August 2, 2023