A.) Lying for no apparent reason
B.) Trying to act Super Straight when your really Super Gay.
C.) Carrying large amounts of pennies on you for no reason at all.
D.) One upping someone on something really dumb.
E.) Equating every situation to a sexual act.
F.) Wearing jeans 3 sizes to small for you.
B.) Trying to act Super Straight when your really Super Gay.
C.) Carrying large amounts of pennies on you for no reason at all.
D.) One upping someone on something really dumb.
E.) Equating every situation to a sexual act.
F.) Wearing jeans 3 sizes to small for you.
A.) Greg: Hey guys it so sunny outside right now.
Everyone else: Its fucking raining you dumbass. Your always Pulling a Smith !
B.) Greg: Damn look at the ass on that chick.
Phil: That's Dave from IT you faggot.
C.) Gay prostitute: That will be $200.00 for that blowjob, I only take pennies.
Greg: Outrageous!
D.) Phil: man, that bitch gives great head.
Greg: Well, Ah, hmm, I GIVE IT BETTER....yeah!
E.) Tom: My mom just fell down the stairs and broke her wrist.
Greg: LOL, she probably fell because she was banging! Hey Tom wanna Bang! LOL.
F.) Bill: Greg, where did you get those jeans?
Greg: Oh, Baby Gap
Everyone else: Its fucking raining you dumbass. Your always Pulling a Smith !
B.) Greg: Damn look at the ass on that chick.
Phil: That's Dave from IT you faggot.
C.) Gay prostitute: That will be $200.00 for that blowjob, I only take pennies.
Greg: Outrageous!
D.) Phil: man, that bitch gives great head.
Greg: Well, Ah, hmm, I GIVE IT BETTER....yeah!
E.) Tom: My mom just fell down the stairs and broke her wrist.
Greg: LOL, she probably fell because she was banging! Hey Tom wanna Bang! LOL.
F.) Bill: Greg, where did you get those jeans?
Greg: Oh, Baby Gap
by Phil from Philly February 24, 2009
Get the Pulling a Smith mug.when a guy hooks up with a random girl that plays rugby and gets his tiny weiner sucked in a room with a glass door allowing any wandering perverts to watch
Pulling a Jaison is not subtle and usually involves girly noises from the guy. Also, it is randomly disturbed by various people walking in the room.
Pulling a Jaison is not subtle and usually involves girly noises from the guy. Also, it is randomly disturbed by various people walking in the room.
guy 1: ooooooooo ahhh
guy outside glass door: woow sounds like that guy is pulling a jaison
guy: lets pull a jaison!
girl: OH! its so small and skinny !
guy outside glass door: woow sounds like that guy is pulling a jaison
guy: lets pull a jaison!
girl: OH! its so small and skinny !
by cronos19 May 26, 2010
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'Bryn' is attempting to open a particularly stern pickle jar, while attempting this he is gurning, sticking his tongue out and making odd facial expressions.
You would say, "Dude, look at Bryn pulling jibs.!"
You would say, "Dude, look at Bryn pulling jibs.!"
by ScubaSteve88 December 18, 2011
Get the Pulling Jibs mug.To "Pull a Korrasami" is referring to show runners unexpectedly pairing up two main characters in the show into a gay relationship with each other. The phrase resulted from show runners on the animated series "The Legend of Korra" pairing up the female characters Korra and Asami at the very end of the show, surprising their audience with the unexpected outcome.
A: I really hope that the Voltron Legendary Defender writers will be pulling a Korrasami!
B: Boi have you seen the new season? It's just queer baiting.
B: Boi have you seen the new season? It's just queer baiting.
by idk man 27 August 11, 2018
Get the pulling a Korrasami mug.When a man gets a baseball bat and lubricates it enough so it can be inserted into another mans anus. This maneuver is named "the Jordan Law" after the first to do so.
by Gord Ritchie November 17, 2009
Get the Pulling a Jordan Law mug.Waking up one morning and deciding that going to work isn't going to happen and not caring about the consequences
Named after Ron Livingston's character, Peter Gibbons, in Office Space
Named after Ron Livingston's character, Peter Gibbons, in Office Space
by Krystal T January 1, 2006
Get the pulling a peter gibbons mug.When a mom finds out about a high school party, calls all of the parents who had children involved in the party, and then tells the parents their children are horrible people. This results in the situation being blown out of proportion and everyone feeling resentment for the mother who acts according to the above description.
"Wow, did you get in trouble too?"
"Yeah, but it is all because my mom is Pulling A Linda."
"Your mom is a horrible person."
"Yeah, but it is all because my mom is Pulling A Linda."
"Your mom is a horrible person."
by 010100000110000101110100 December 27, 2007
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