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Vanilla pound cake

A sweet ass white girl (sometimes of mixed ethnicity) with a sweet ass who is coming over to give you some vanilla pound cake. If you have a 9in pan, she might give you really Hot Vanilla pound cake.

I think this means Melissa wants to fuck.
Melissa said she's coming over but she's making cake. When she's done she's going to come and I'm getting vanilla pound cake.
by DzNutson Urchin January 25, 2025
mugGet the Vanilla pound cakemug.

Pound Paralysis

A term for after you have had sex with your significant other, and they can't feel their entire body.
"Dan had sex with his girlfriend last night, and she still hasn't gotten out of bed!"
"Sounds like a case of pound paralysis to me."
by Pound Paralysis June 6, 2018
mugGet the Pound Paralysismug.

You don’t get many of those to the pound

Archaic British expression usually referring to big tits (breasts) on a bird (female human).
Guy (seeing a girl with massive breasts) “You don’t get many of those to the pound”.
by keith from frimley November 13, 2022
mugGet the You don’t get many of those to the poundmug.

grey pounding

A sexual liaison between an older man and a significantly younger woman; often used sarcastically.
Older man to a friend: "I quite like the young lady who moved in next door."
Friend to older man: "Yeah...I think she would love a grey pounding."
by the_earl December 16, 2013
mugGet the grey poundingmug.

Pounding the devil’s support beam

He needs to stop pounding the devil’s support beam. Look at that forearm!
by MunchiesX October 17, 2020
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Ten Pound Brown

A Massive analfish that you are shocked even made it out without tearing. A bowl plugger, a brick. Plunger material.
"Dude, i just gave birth to a ten pound brown."
by Rhodeisland11 November 19, 2011
mugGet the Ten Pound Brownmug.

twenty pounds of crack

What the larger ladies have inside their underwear.
Rosie O'Donnell was busted at the airport with twenty pounds of crack in her pants.
by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009
mugGet the twenty pounds of crackmug.

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