poo chunk

A chunk of poo emanating from ones anus... perhaps.

Doug eats pieces of poo chunk for breakfast. Because he's fat.

by Doug is fat. October 06, 2003

poo tickets

Those single square, one ply pieces of toilet paper used in public washrooms.

"I hate poo tickets."

by neak August 31, 2008

poo crew

the B-team; a group of low-skilled workers to which menial work is given

I'm way too busy to be filing papers. Give it to the poo crew.

by Russellaneous June 04, 2007

shoot poo

To excrete feces, to defecate, especially in an extreme or disgusting manner.

Itchy had so much to drink last night that it made him shoot poo all day today!

by Jonny Case September 08, 2006

Mean Poo

when an individual is finally able to relieve oneself; the poo feels so good that it is just mean goodness
a poo is never nice, it is just plain mean.

Jessi: Sara, I just had some coffee and am in need of a mean poo...
Sara: Have fun in the bathroom...remember to close the door.

TJ: Dude, I need to go to the bathroom...
Drew: Oh ya? You need to take a dump?
TJ: Not just a dump...a mean poo...

by awesometothepossum November 20, 2009

Poo grate

An expression of hatred or a way to get revenge.

The protagonist defecates onto a piece of plastic wrap, wraps it, and places it in the freezer. Once it is fully frozen, he/she takes it, along with a sturdy cheese grater, to the (temporarily vacated) home, car or office of the enemy, and proceeds to grate the frozen shit all throughout the interior.

It is most effective when the gratings are deposited into all nooks and crannies, down the back of couches, inside drawers, etc etc.

A nice finishing touch is to then leave the heating on.

That fucktard never paid me back my $10, so last night, I poo grated his entire house.

by weaselteats January 24, 2011

poo lube

The residual lube left on an unwiped anus directly after a bowl movement.

Last night my wife took a dump, and I fucked her in the ass using her own poo lube.

by wwjsd December 07, 2013