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nut pie

an ancient foodstuff invented by aborigines. they would gather a variety of nuts from the forest and cook them in a light pastry. the sort of thing Ray Mears might enjoy making. in some cases the aborigines would roll the nuts up in a leaf and light it, thus creating a nut cigar.
Ray Mears: "what are you doing there?"
Aborigine 1: "gathering nuts for a nut pie."
RM to camera: "he says he's gathering nuts, for a nut pie."
Aborigine 2: "sod off, Ray."
by failure33object April 18, 2005
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Rat Pie

A particullarly cheap meat and vegetable pie that when turned upside down and the bottom pastry is eaten off it looks like you've indeed actually eaten a rat pie. This can be further demonstrated by a line of tomato ketchup from the base of the pie to act as a tail.
I would have loved to have taken you up on the offer of a pork pie but I've already had Rat Pie for lunch.
by Mr F & Mrs A September 8, 2009
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Eskimo Pie

A sexual act in which a woman convinces a man that he is about to "get it" making him very aroused. Right before giving it up she pulls out 2 ice packs and sandwiches his "special area" causing rapid shrinkage and the end of any sexual possibilities.
"Man I'm SO pissed right now, last night Chandra Eskimo Pie'd my ass!"
by Captain Johnson May 4, 2008
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Eskimo Pie

An Alaska Natives "woman parts, Va JJ, Punany".
Im going North To Alaska to get me some real Eskimo Pie.
by Rossdizzle December 22, 2008
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humble pie

the greatest live band of all time and also the starting point of legendary guitarist Peter Framton.
man1: hey man i just went to a humble pie concert
man2: Yeah? how was it.
man1: they blew my mind man!
by Tom Bombadillo June 29, 2005
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Slurry Pie

1. A pie made from slurry.
2. A slang term for meggs.
That slurry pie was quite tasty, I think i'll have another. Meggs is a scrut.
by Anonymous October 17, 2003
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pie it pig

a code used by bastfriends so other people dont know what they are talking about
omg jeff is so pie it pig .
by kayla.is.bae December 18, 2016
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