An individual whose life revolves and is based on the concept of coffee. Is either an complete addict or requires some type of caffeine in a equivalent or exceeding amount to make up for the missing cup they did not get. In some extreme cases when an addict is encountered they might be extremely ill mannered towards you for the following: interrupting their beverage, not yet receiving sed beverage, and just not liking you or their day in general.
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Jack: Hey Kayla
Kayla: Well if was just fine before you opened joy sucking black hole called your mouth. Like wtf dont you see me trying to drink my coffee peacefully? Shit you just ruined my whole day!
Jack: Well....Im sorry...see you later
Kayla: Dammit I need another cup of coffee because one is just not enough to deal with this. Why tf did you just have to talk to me?.......You might see me later but pls for the love of all things good in the world dont talk to me!!!!!
Jack whispering: Damn coffee person/addict
Kayla: Well if was just fine before you opened joy sucking black hole called your mouth. Like wtf dont you see me trying to drink my coffee peacefully? Shit you just ruined my whole day!
Jack: Well....Im sorry...see you later
Kayla: Dammit I need another cup of coffee because one is just not enough to deal with this. Why tf did you just have to talk to me?.......You might see me later but pls for the love of all things good in the world dont talk to me!!!!!
Jack whispering: Damn coffee person/addict
by orgasmicknowledgespiter August 9, 2017
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The person who is less mature than the opposing person. The person who makes the less mature decision. The moral low-ground.
Doug and Chad were in an argument regarding the superiority of Seinfeld over Friends.
Chad: "Hey, I am sorry we argued, would you like some of my orange which I brought for lunch?"
Doug: "No way, I am choosing to be smaller person and remain offended.
Chad: "Hey, I am sorry we argued, would you like some of my orange which I brought for lunch?"
Doug: "No way, I am choosing to be smaller person and remain offended.
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Kim- Carly come dance with me.
Carly-No you come to me. *giggles*
Kim-You have such a drunk personality, lmao.
Carly-No you come to me. *giggles*
Kim-You have such a drunk personality, lmao.
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by ryan vorvory June 4, 2019
Get the the person you punch mug.A pocket personality (plural: personalities) is a person who has a cult following, as in a cult of personality, while having a relatively small amount of fame or notoriety.
The rise of social media has created many a pocket personality who wield their userbase as an extension of themselves with the intent to create drama and increase personal clout.
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