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One-man Conference Room 

A very small room with a locking door that usually has large gaps in it and a single porcelin seat with water inside. The walls normally are suspended above the floor which also has a large gap to the ceiling. A roll of soft thin paper is almost always supplied in the room. Very often two or more conference rooms of this type are contained in a row next to each other in a larger room that usually has ceramic or tile floors. Rooms of this type are sometimes called a bathroom, restroom, water closet, among other names.
John: I have to take a meeting in the one-man conference room - I do not want to be disturbed.

Joe: Is it a stand-up meeting?

John: No it is a sit-down meeting.

Later...

Joe: How did your meeting go?

John: Negotiations were tough but it all worked out in the end. Of course no job is ever finshed until the paper work is done.
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One Handed Titties 

Breasts that are C cup size or smaller and that can be easily handled individually with one hand.
"Dude, I don't care if Emily's got one handed titties. Her face is fucking beautiful!"

One Thrust Shuff 

One thrust shuff: that awkward sexual encounter (frequently going hand in hand with losin it) when a penis enters the vaginal area for about .10 seconds (hence the "one thrust") and then proceeds to exit and terminate the sex act. Not to be confused with a beej smeej.
"Wow I just had sex for the first time. Is it supposed to be such a short little dance?"

"Ooooh sounds like you just had a one thrust shuff!"

one burner

man who is faithful to one woman
Jeffs friends are all players but he's a one burner
one burner by dreskul April 13, 2012

One-eyed Gypsy 

when someone skeest in a girl's eye to blind her, steals her belongings, and runs away (like a gypsy would)
"I gave her the one-eyed gypsy, came up on a ps3, a Cool Runnings DVD, and some scented candles, and got the fuck out of there!"

One hand clam stand

Phrase: The act of placing one's fist into the vaginal cavity of said women while she is squatting. Then elevating woman off of her feet to put her on display for other enjoyment.
Guy 1: Dude did you see Arnold and that bitch in a one hand clam stand last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, It made for a good show with all the noise.

one handed dota 

It means to play Valve's Dota 2 using one hand. The other hand is used for other things such as smoking a cig, drinking a soda, or other things that involve one of your hands that you do while on the internet.
"I'm gonna go one handed Dota guys" Jim says as he feeds his pet snake.
one handed dota by devvvvvvo January 11, 2014