tip of my anus

Similar to a word being on the tip of your tongue, it is a fart or poop on the edge of coming out but just won't.

This fart is on the tip of my anus.

by T-Rexinbed May 25, 2016

Pro tip major

Pro tips are given out of fear. Fearing the worst possible case scenario and trying to place your fears to control others and make them believe what you believe and act accordingly.

Pro tip major la weez do not forget your luggage rushing on an airplane on an important business call or trying to make it home for your kids for Christmas. Security will think you are leaving a bomb and will take you out with no hesitation.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 31, 2022

Tipped 4 Wheeler

This is what you call it when two people in wheelchairs tip each other over in opposing directions and give each oral sex, or a 69

Hey did you see those two dudes blowing each other horizontally in those wheelchairs? Yeah that's totally a tipped 4 wheeler.

by Hugh Heavier September 16, 2019

tip tap a tay

The game of football tennis played with a size one football. A small net is used on a small court, like a patio area in a residential garden, preferably in an established neighbourhood where neighbours are not easily offended by noise or bi products of tip tap a tay. Bi products include alcohol consumption and tobacco/contraband smoke.

I love hearing the sound of my neighbours enjoying a friendly game of tip tap a tay.

by Hew marra October 8, 2023

Stanky tip toe

When you’ve gone to the toilet and finished your business, just to realise there is no toilet paper. So you have to walk out the bathroom to gather more rolls with your pants down just below crack level hoping no stinky business gets on your fresh threads and for some reason your tip toeing carefully not to arrouse suspicion of any one in the house.

Friend- I completely forgot to check for toilet paper before going to the lavatory the other day. So I had the pull of the greatest ‘stanky tip toe’ past my room mate while they were having a kip on the couch.

by Mrstealyo_husky March 14, 2018

get the tip wet

Let’s fuck

Get the tip wet then we can talk

by Jdjcucucjcjchcjcjchvhvuvuv June 25, 2023

hop off tip

If someone says to you "hop off ____'s tip," it simply means to stop sucking their d*ck. They're asking you to stop over-complimenting or over-hyping someone. Basically just to stop worshipping them in general. You never want to be too obsessed with someone, or else you will be told to hope off their tip. It is not used in a positive manner or in a good way.

Person #1: "Jake you are SO funny and SO hot! Can I please just be you?! You are literally the funniest person ever, oh my gosh. I love hanging out with you. You're my favorite person ever!"
Person #2: "Dude you are sucking Jake's d*ck, hop off tip!"

by mommymilf January 18, 2023