1. (n) an unbent hook; an artificial limb in place of an amputated kept straight as a cost effective means of body part replacement, as the hook bending process yeilds a higher expense.
2. (v) to violently or sexually insert a straight hook into one's body.
2. (v) to violently or sexually insert a straight hook into one's body.
1. i couldn't afford a 20th century prosthetic, for when i lost control of the butter knife, nor could i afford a hook shaped hook, so i went with the straight hook option.
2.I'm going straight hook the fuck outa you.
2.I'm going straight hook the fuck outa you.
by analectomy January 10, 2010
Get the straight hookmug. Hooking up is a process of when a friend hides beside a door and when their friend walks in the room they take a grandfather's cane and pick them up off the ground with the hooked part of the cane in their anus
by Sir poppy cock November 27, 2021
Get the Hook upmug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025
Get the Chelsea Peretti Is Captain Hook And Tinkerbell And Doctor Spartamug. Inserting your thumb or finger in to the anus during foreplay or intercourse; resembling a hook in shape.
Did you just button hook me?
I couldn’t help but slip her the button hook.
I asked for consent before I button hooked her.
I couldn’t help but slip her the button hook.
I asked for consent before I button hooked her.
by Phillip McRack March 1, 2022
Get the Button hookmug. by THE REAL COOP December 14, 2024
Get the Hook Nose Wambat Jack Jawmug. When you use a muscle hooker to penetrate a females vagina and hang her on the wall as a decoration.
by Hexangell June 28, 2020
Get the Hookedmug. When the man is taking the woman (or man) from beind, reaches over puts two fingers in the persons nostrils and pulls their head back.
by Scott Goligher August 20, 2007
Get the hog hookmug.