Allen Key

A state of mind that can only be reached through the consumption of copious amounts of ketamine.

You may feel the urge to dismantle and reassemble IKEA furniture or adjust several bike seats with your head.

Person 1: "I am an Allen Key, put me back in the toolbox, babe"

Person 2 (Gandhi): "You need to stop taking horse tranquillisers my child, man is not meant to become small hand tools"

Person 1: "Pffft...whatever it's Allen Keyin' time, I'm boutta Allen Key all over this joint, I'm comin' for your sockets MOTHERLICKA!"

by GammonMuncher69 July 11, 2024

kei lugo

a very patient, funny, amazing, all around good person and wonderful to be around and not to mention incredibly handsome! probably has dyed curly hair and a gf of average height that he picks on for being little and a masochist WHICH IS NOT TRUE!!!

"oh my wowza who is that very segc gamor boy over there?" "that's kei lugo and he's taken btw" *immense sobbing noises*

by notgogi January 8, 2022

the man with the keys

a prison term - this the person in a given cell block or tier who is in charge with regards to his race. In a lightly integrated tier containing hispanics and whites, their will be two. Their main jobs are conflict-resolution, peace-keeping, policy creation and rules implementation to improve the lives of the men under them and in this case the two men serve as diplomats for their races. They are the only ones trusted to speak to the COs w/o a shadow. Synonyms include Shotcaller or Boss.

I'm new on the tier, so who is the man with the keys?

by theLegitTapper7 October 26, 2015

Karen (kei)

Karen is the most beautiful girl I know she’s my bestfriend ever since I was kid she’s always with me we love playing on our uncle’s house that’s our favorite place to hang and also when when it rains we also play there and there’s this time where I hold her hand and my heart racing and my hand is shaking because of kilig but when we turned 13 we don’t talk anymore and we stop playing on our favorite place idk why we stop talking, now we’re 16 I missed my childhood friend I miss her I wish I could go back to past. (1.20.22)

If you see this karen (kei) I miss you, I miss you childhood friend :))) I know it may sound cringe but yeah I miss you

by an0nym0us505 March 10, 2022

key largo plumber

When you're fucking a girl from behind in her pussy and insert your whole hand in her anus and start to jerk yourself off.

I was with a girl last night and she was a total freak so i gave her the Key Largo Plumber.

by Aby Mandy September 12, 2017

Keyed up

Angry or with someone with a certain thing.

Bro, you're so keyed up right now, Chill.

by I know my stuffff July 25, 2021

high key dumb

When every one knows ur dumb but don't try to be

Jake is high key dumb about her

by High key dumb May 15, 2017